Made Up Expletives and Insults Made for Montana

In an age where everyone is a keyboard warrior, I'll admit, I laughed out loud when I read a recent insult from Wolf Van Halen on Twitter. It eventually turned into a whole thing with memes and polls. He called the guy he was arguing with a Grape. A Grape!

It was so unexpected it was hilarious, and I especially liked how seemingly benign it was.

Insults are their own art form and Montanans are proving to be a salty bunch. We may be introverted, but when we do open our mouths, well, you might get an earful.

So if you're looking for a playful way to have a Montana-style comeback, we made up these expletives and insults. (Or maybe some of these are in use and we just don't know it.) Again, this is intended to be playful. Be nice.

Expressions of Exasperation

The F word goes a long way for most people, and studies are saying swearing can be good for you, so if you don't want to use a common bad word. Try these Montana versions.