Hilarious Video Trolls People Who Move to Bozeman Montana
I love parodies. Most of my time on Instagram these days is scrolling until I can find the next comedian or generally talented person turning their witty observations about the world into some half-assed theater. Like this guy.
The account for Matt “Schmutz” Lyons has a series of videos titled "Every Person Who..." with variations on some apparent themes: outdoors and dudes. He's got:
"Every Person After a Week of Hiking"
"Every Person Who Rides a Bike"
"Every Person Who Owns a Jeep"
But then, he takes this a little further and creates personas for outdoorsy people in outdoorsy cities. And this is where I cracked up. The first one I saw was, "Every Person Who Moves to Bend" and I thought, "Alright, this is pretty funny," until I came to the pièce de résistance: "Every Person Who Moves to Bozeman."
He starts by introducing himself as "Flyrod" and well, it only gets better from there.
A black lab named Amadeus? Spiked Kombucha? Consider this my virtual standing ovation.
I so want this guy to do "Every Person Who Moves to Missoula" but I'll give him a few suggestions to get him started.
Instead of Fly Rod the guy's gotta be named Caribeener. Or Pale Ale.
The dog has to be a rescue with a backstory. Like, "My rescue dog Scout was found nursing kitten in a dumpster."
No, not vintage shopping bags from the 2010s but instead, they're a woodworker or a metal artist, or a potter.