What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Christian Grant
Montana’s Favorite Star Wars Movie is the Worst Ever Made
I have a bad feeling about this
Upcoming Missoula Skateboard Event Will Be a Fun Ride
With a taco bar, music and prizes
Study Shows How Montana’s Concert Crowds Compare to Other States
Crowd etiquette is so important
The World Needs Chat Bots of These Famous Montanans
Potentially-great simulated conversations
Could Montana Ban These X-Rated Websites?
I'm starting to wonder what Montana could ban next
How the Montana GOP Turned Zooey Zephyr Into a Rockstar
Though silenced at floor sessions, elsewhere Zephyr's platform has grown bigger than ever
Annoying Neighbor Behaviors You See in Montana
Hi diddly ho, neighborino! How's your diddly ding dong day goin'?
Ok, I'll cut that out. For the most parts Montanans are great neighbors, but nobody's perfect. Here's annoying neighbor behaviors you see in Montana:
Automatic Lights
Specifically when they shine into your house...
Montana Towns as Dungeons and Dragons Character Classes
Montana itself is a fantasyland, epic and almost supernaturally beautiful. Incidentally, Montana towns seem to resemble character classes from the game Dungeons and Dragons. I've written about Montana towns as Spongebob characters, Super Mario characters, Simpsons characters and I just can't stop...
Why Psilocybin Therapy Should Be Legal in Montana (Opinion)
It may be a valuable form of treatment for mental-health conditions
Why Montana Ranked in Top 5 for Most Dangerous States to Drive In
Certain factors make driving safely particularly difficult