What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Where to Ride Go-Karts in Montana
Oh go-karts, how I've missed you. All the fun of driving without the potentially horrifying consequences, and without the total bore of traffic and someone in the passenger seat telling you everything you're doing wrong. Maybe heaven is just a go-kart ride for infinity, I can't rule out the possibility...
Family-Friendly Policies Montana Needs Now: Opinion
You hear it all the time— "children are the future." That's because they are, and yet I don't think the country is doing everything it can to benefit kids or the parents who raise them. I have a vision of Montana becoming the place to start a family, and inspiring other states to take a similar approach. Though ta...
Montana Drunk Shopping: What They Buy When They Booze
Add online shopping to the list of vices
What If Leprechauns Lived in Montana? (Maybe They Do)
Who said leprechauns only live in Ireland?
Best Bars in Missoula for Saint Patrick’s Day
Zootown has some great options for holiday drinkin'
Paris Hilton Makes Plea to Montana Senate on Twitter
Learn why Paris Hilton is advocating for Montana's HB-218
Montana Rescue or Survival Stories You Might Not Have Heard Of
People who've faced life-threatening situations and lived, either through their own perseverance or through the efforts of rescuers
Montana Slang Words To Spice Up Your Sentences
Montanans have a way of talking
Reality Shows That Montanans Should Audition For
Montanans are skilled in so many ways, yet I feel we're underrepresented in reality television. If more of us auditioned, we'd probably dominate the whole industry. Here's some reality shows Montanans should audition for. American Ninja Warrior Last summer a Montana teen had an impressive performance on the show...
40 Pet Names Based on Montana Places, People and Loves
Naming a pet is an important ritual for bonding with your animal, and you want to be sure about whatever it's something you really like